Hey, everybody! I’m very pleased to finally announce that late this Summer, Turn to Ash will be publishing Jonathan Raab’s new novel, Camp Ghoul Mountain Part VI: The Official Novelization. A title like that obviously bears a little explanation and, indeed, even the explanation will bear a little explanation and, even then, I’m not entirely sure how much sense it will make when… How about I just lay out, in rough chronological order, how this project came to be and you can make of that what you will? Here goes…
Late last year, I received a letter (excerpt below) from a film company seeking a micro-indie horror publisher to begin working on the novelization of, arguably, the most misunderstood of the entries in the Camp Ghoul Mountain series. I was floored. CGM VI is a legendary, if not controversial, treasure of underground horror cinema. When I was a kid, not even the laxest of parents would let us watch this movie at their house. Everyone believed it was too violent and promoted drug use and/or Satanism. Or something. Despite these parental concerns, all the lucky teens in the neighborhood who had seen it assured us that the movie actually sucked. It was too weird and strayed too far from the rest of the series. It went off on strange tangents that your average slasher fan was confused by and uninterested in. Because of its bad rep, it sank into relative obscurity. By the time I finally watched it, I’d dropped enough, shall we say, life experience, to feel a certain kinship with the batshit events that unfolded on the screen. But those weird, wild days are long behind me and I’ve never been a vocal champion of the flick, so I had no idea why the film company was reaching out to me. I was excited to be invited to such a project, but I was more than a touch confused.
I called Jonathan up and explained that while the stunt was cute, I didn’t appreciate getting my hopes raised and dashed like that. He rather curtly dismissed my complaint and explained that he was not terribly amused that I had called him several times over the previous couple of weeks, always in the middle of the night, and left, long, mostly silent voicemails (audio clips below). He also suggested that I lay off the sauce and get to bed at a decent hour like a decent person. I explained that I hadn’t been placing those calls and that is was possible that my phone was malfunctioning and that I’d get it checked out. Furthermore, I continued to explain, I was drinking responsibly and sleeping quite well, thank you very much. Eventually, after far too much explanation, tempers cooled and we chatted for a while about Castlevania, living mansions, and UFO disclosure for a bit and then said farewell. I decided it must be someone else in our little community, probably Breen or Edwards, having a laugh at our expense with the Malthus thing and didn’t give it another thought. Until I got my phone bill.
That evening I got an email from Phillip O’Leary – the same supposed man from Malthus who’d supposedly sent me the letter – telling me that he looked forward to working with me on CGM VI and that he’d reached out to “some friends” and taken care of my billing issue. I logged into my account and, sure enough, back to normal. I called Raab again.
Have a great weekend everybody! Get weird and Halloween it up, wherever and whatever you are. We’ll be doing the final spit and polish on Vol. 3 this weekend so that we can get it – our biggest, weirdest issue yet – out into the wild ASAP.
Anywho, to tide you over, here’s another piping-hot review from our man (a HUMAN, not A SWARM OF LOUD, BUZZING THINGS ALWAYS JUST OUT OF SIGHT) on the street, S.L. Edwards. Click anywhere below. I dare ya.
Howdy, all! I should be getting a print proof of Vol. 3 in a couple of days, then it’s one last check with authors to make sure everything looks shiny, and we’re ready to ship! I’m shooting for the middle-end of next week to have the pre-order copies begin their journeys via the USPS.
In other exciting news, I’m proud to roll out a new feature that will be appearing regularly on the Turn to Ash website – book reviews from everyone’s favorite human author (he keeps insisting that I remind everyone that he is, in fact, one human, and not a swarm of anything else) – S.L. Edwards!
We’re coming out swinging with this one – TWO reviews in one day:
Sam’s got more reviews in the pipeline that we’ll be posting in the coming weeks and months, alongside other free content that will include both fiction and non-fiction. Sometime around the first of the year, we’ll do a complete site redesign as well, as I think the layout of this one is kind of clunky. More on that and the upcoming content soon.
So, click those links and buy some books, people. There are links to buy the books reviewed (**cough** and our store **cough**) provided at the bottom of the review pages.
Quick update on Vol. 3: I’ve been moving house and it has slowed the editing and layout processes a bit, but I’ll be in the new place and have the internet and all the trimmings by the weekend. So, I should be able to knock everything out in the next week and depending on the wait at the printer, we should have the issue done and ready to ship by either the last week in September or the first week in October. I’ll post more updates here as I get the work done and get print proofs and whatnot. Thanks for the continued support and please consider pre-ordering Vol. 3 HERE if you haven’t already. Cheers!
We’re a quarter of the way through the 100 copies of Vol. 3 that will sport Matt Tisdale’s incredible cover painting. I’m going to hold 25 of the remaining copies back to sell via Amazon Canada and EU after the pre-order period is over.
That leaves around 50 copies available to pre-order through our site, so act fast if you haven’t ordered already. If you’re interested in getting a copy, but don’t have the funds on hand right now or some other limiting factor, write me at turntoashmedia (at) gmail (dot) com and I can most likely hang onto a copy for you.
Buying directly from our site helps this tiny boat stay afloat, so I’d like to offer sincere thanks to those of you that already have or are going to head over there and click the “buy” button.
Cheers, weirdos. Here’s a link to the store – VOL. 3 PRE-ORDER
Turn to Ash, Vol. 3 is now up for Pre-order at the Turn to Ash Store. Orders will ship around the first week of September, shortly after the hangover from NecronomiCon has faded. Be sure to order soon as I’ve only got the rights for Matt Tisdale’s glorious cover for a limited amount of time. There will be at least 100, but probably not many more. Once those rights expire, the issue will either go out of print or we’ll release a second edition with a different cover, depending on demand and the number of copies sold.
Speaking of, my intention has always been to limit the physical runs of each zine to 300 retail copies, and Vol. 1 has almost reached that terminal landmark, so make sure to pick up a copy if you haven’t already or it’ll be gone for good.
Vol. 2 is still available and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for that. I kid, but more folks need to pick this up. Weird tales, written as call-ins to a Coast to Coast-style radio show, woven together by Jonathan Raab’s frenetic Gonzo-pulp-conspiracy-horror frame story. As Art Bell might suggest via some bumper music – take a chance – you won’t be disappointed.
If you’ve been sleeping on the whole damn Turn to Ash thing, you can also pick up all three volumes at a discounted price via the Turn to Ash store.
The contents of Vol. 3 are listed below the cover image.
C.M. Muller – The Church in the Field
Betty Rocksteady – Something is Coming
J Daniel Stone – Open Coffins
Jake Wyckoff – Snare for a Small Eclipse
Christopher Ropes – A Home For People Like Me
George C. Cotronis – Heartland
Erica Ruppert – In the Bright Sunlight
C.C. Adams – Time Alone
Calie Voorhis – The Never Unbroken Daughter
Jo-Anne Russell – Liquid Black
Leigh Harlen – Children of God
Douglas Draa – Fishin ‘Boots
M. B. Vujačić – Jelly
Non-fiction columns from James Newman and John DeLaughter
Let’s move some units, as they say in some biz or another, I’m sure. Vol. 3 is coming up soon, my best lady is graduating from college this week, and Spring will soon fade into Summer. None of this, save the turn of the seasons, comes for free, of course, so why not have a ludicrous sale to put some ink on paper and maybe buy my dearest a congratulatory malted?
For the next few days, all purchases from the Turn to Ash store are 50% off. That’s $5 a book. If you’re in the US, that price will meet or beat Amazon’s. However, we will not be able to beat Amazon’s shipping speed because we obey the laws of thermodynamics in this house. If you are not in the US, well, congratulations, but Amazon is still by far the cheapest way to ship to you. Also, if you aren’t in the US, would you consider adopting me? Things are weird here. I’m almost 36, but surely we can work something out.
Anyway, click the link below and spread the word. Cheers.